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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
Two hobos are sitting around a campfire, cooking up some squirrel and talking about good luck. The first hobo says, "My luckiest day was the day I found a wallet with $150.00 in it and NO ID. I was drunk for a week straight." The scond hobo says, "My luckiest day was the day I found a woman tied up on the train tracks. I untied her and we had sex for the rest of the afternoon." "No way." said the first hobo. "Did you get a blowjob too?" "Nope." Replied the second hobo "I couldn't find her head anywhere"
SHE TURNS INTO A WAREHOUSE!
Bad News: It's now considered 'Extinct'.
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He wanders by a Native American with a huge erection just laying on the hot sand on his back. The cowboy asks "What exactly are you doing." The Native American responds, "I am telling the time." The cowboy noticed the shadow from the Native American's penis, shrugged, and trotted away. A few hours later he passes by another Native American, same thing. The cowboy asks and he responds "I am telling the time." A few hours later the cowboy finds a third Native American man laying on his back. This time the Native American was furiously masturbating. The cowboy asked. "Now what is it you're doing??" The Native American looks at him in the eye and says "I'm winding my watch."
Because every time he put his ballpen on a cow to write, the cow got tickled and moved away.
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